{"slip": { "id": 45, "advice": "Build something out of LEGO."}}
The button is a luttuce. An enemy is a plywood's cupboard. A roof is a surbased orange. Some assert that a sternmost adjustment without tempers is truly a interactive of sunset formats. This could be, or perhaps we can assume that any instance of a barbara can be construed as a fizzy quicksand.
{"fact":"Ailurophile is the word cat lovers are officially called.","length":57}
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{"slip": { "id": 96, "advice": "Don't give to others advice which you wouldn't follow."}}
{"fact":"It may take as long as 2 weeks for a kitten to be able to hear well. Their eyes usually open between 7 and 10 days, but sometimes it happens in as little as 2 days.","length":165}
{"slip": { "id": 151, "advice": "When faced with a choice, do both."}}
{"fact":"Cats are extremely sensitive to vibrations. Cats are said to detect earthquake tremors 10 or 15 minutes before humans can.","length":122}
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{"slip": { "id": 100, "advice": "Everybody makes mistakes."}}
{"slip": { "id": 180, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}
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