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{"type":"standard","title":"1923 Nobel Prize in Literature","displaytitle":"1923 Nobel Prize in Literature","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q123171363","titles":{"canonical":"1923_Nobel_Prize_in_Literature","normalized":"1923 Nobel Prize in Literature","display":"1923 Nobel Prize in Literature"},"pageid":75085873,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/88/W_B_Yeats_Bain_1_cropped_%28cropped%29.jpg/330px-W_B_Yeats_Bain_1_cropped_%28cropped%29.jpg","width":320,"height":444},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/88/W_B_Yeats_Bain_1_cropped_%28cropped%29.jpg","width":2326,"height":3230},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1286172495","tid":"21c58f4a-1c14-11f0-b2fe-c69da3b4d65c","timestamp":"2025-04-18T05:15:24Z","description":"Award","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1923_Nobel_Prize_in_Literature","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1923_Nobel_Prize_in_Literature?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1923_Nobel_Prize_in_Literature?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:1923_Nobel_Prize_in_Literature"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1923_Nobel_Prize_in_Literature","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/1923_Nobel_Prize_in_Literature","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1923_Nobel_Prize_in_Literature?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:1923_Nobel_Prize_in_Literature"}},"extract":"The 1923 Nobel Prize in Literature was awarded to the Irish poet and dramatist William Butler Yeats (1865–1939) \"for his always inspired poetry, which in a highly artistic form gives expression to the spirit of a whole nation\". He was the first Irish Nobel laureate in literature.","extract_html":"
The 1923 Nobel Prize in Literature was awarded to the Irish poet and dramatist William Butler Yeats (1865–1939) \"for his always inspired poetry, which in a highly artistic form gives expression to the spirit of a whole nation\". He was the first Irish Nobel laureate in literature.
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Tramell Tillman is an American actor. He is known for his role as Seth Milchick in the Apple TV+ series Severance (2022–present).
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